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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." ~Eddie Izzard
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The Human race is defective and should be abolished so it may be replaced with something sane.
~"It's a well-known fact. Everything sounds better in Latin."
~"The word 'Whatever' is not so much a linguistic fragment as it is a way
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." ~Eddie Izzard
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"Symmetry is boredom, the quintessence of mourning." -Hugo
"Thank Heaven I was not born before the coming of tea." -Reverend Sydney Smith
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." ~Eddie Izzard
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"From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher, who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron."
- Dumbledore Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." ~Eddie Izzard
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." ~Eddie Izzard
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